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It's just not my day today...A random email or so I thought it's long but it's important!



From: "fire"

To: K Morgan

Subject: butterball ham

Date: Sun, 6 Jul 2003 17:44:12 -0500



i think i should be able to file a lawsuit against obese people for causing the
SUV movement and for getting in my way when i am running at the park.
also, their sweat makes the running path slick and i might hyper-extend my six pack abs. you know, the problem with
obese people isn't the triple order of fries and diet soda.
it is the fact they are driving by in their SUV staring at me when i run.
if they had enough will power and mental toughness to get out of their
over-sized self esteem booster and walk, maybe they wouldn't look and smell like a butterball ham.


ALSO, I AM TIRED OF GOING TO A SUNDAY BUFFET AND FINDING MY CHAIR
MISSING FROM MY TABLE. THERE IS NOTHING MORE ARROGANT AND
SELF-CENTERED THAN A MORBIDLY OBESE PERSON HORDING
ALL THE BUFFALO WINGS FROM THAT BUFFET. THEY STEAL MY CHAIR
SO THEY HAVE TWO CHAIRS TO SIT ON AND THEY ORDER A
HALF GALLON CUP OF DIET SODA TO IMPRESS EVERYBODY THERE.
IT IS TIME FOR THE MORBIDLY OBESE TO START EXCERCISING
SO I DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR HEALTHCARE WHEN THEY BREAK DOWN AT 60.





From: K Morgan
To: icemamba@flinthills.com
Sent: Monday, July 07, 2003 11:22 AM
Subject: Re: butterball ham

Dear Fire,
Maybe I should file a lawsuit against you! I don't know you and
I don't think I need to know your personal bitchy moments.
I'm a big and beautiful person that doesn't need to be polluted buy your negative thoughts!
And I'm sorry that you believe in the american diet structure and that you
are upset about paying into a failing system to begin with (heathcare)!

Regards,
~Pixie







From: "fire"
To: "K Morgan"
Subject: Re: butterball ham
Date: Mon, 7 Jul 2003 14:15:14 -0500


HEALTHCARE WOULDN'T BE A FAILING
SYSTEM IF BUTTERBALL HAMS DIDN'T HAVE FAILING HEARTS.
AS FOR THE AMERICAN DIET STRUCTURE. THE FOOD PYRAMID DOES
NOT INCLUDE SALISBURY STEAK OR CHEETOS. IT ALSO DOESN'T SUGGEST
ENOUGH HELPINGS TO FEED A SMALL HARLEM OF WITCHES.
AS FOR KNOWING ME. YOU ARE CORRECT, I DON'T KNOW YOU.
BUT NEITHER DO THE HUNDREDS OF OTHER BUTTERBALLS I E
MAIL WITH THE SAME MESSAGE. I GUESS WHEN IT COMES TO BEING
MORBIDLY OBESE ALL THAT CAN REALLY BE ASKED IS:
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO!
HAHA!
BYE BUTTERBALL








From: "K Morgan"
To: "fire"
Subject: Re: Re: butterball ham
Date: Mon, 7 Jul 2003


Why are you so angry?
 Do you really have to yell? (lay off the Caps Lock)
 Okay so you have a problem with religion and weight? 
I can't help you as far as religion that's something you have to work in your own time.
But as far as diets go not everyone can live on low
fat foods that are loaded with sugar and carbs (grains & veggies)
without becoming diabetic, and the same can be said with Low Carb
diets where it can cause dangerous long term effects, then
last an all vegetarian/vegan diet alone does not provide the right
eating structure for all people. But instead we are lead to believe in this
generalized structure The Food Pyramid that is inadequate by most standards
and this is why there is a health crisis in America. But before you attack others
you should do some research

(http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/039914255X/truesecretsof/102-7245458-5768122)


And take a sensitivity class because you have failed to realize that the
people that you are writing to have feelings and if you were given this opportunity in person you would not be this brutal.
So in this act alone I can say you are a coward who will be brought up on charges of harassment (I have already warned you).
I'm sorry that you have this sad outlook on big beautiful people and maybe that is something that extensive therapy can help you through.

Good Day,
~Pixie





But wait there's more! Added 5:55pm

From: "fire"
To: "K Morgan"
Subject: Re: butterball ham
Date: Mon, 7 Jul 2003 16:16:19 -0500


LETS BREAK DOWN WHAT YOU HAVE SAID.

"So in this act alone I can say you are a coward who will be brought up on charges of harassment (I have already warned you).

HAHA! GOOD LUCK! IF YOU BRING CHARGES AGAINST ME (WHICH YOU CAN'T OR WON'T), I WILL WIN BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME A "COW"ARD!

"Why are you so angry?"

I AM NOT ANGRY. IT APPEARS YOU ARE THOUGH!

Okay so you have a problem with religion and weight? I can't help you as far as religion that's something you have to work in your own time.

I HAVE NO RELIGION. THERE IS NOTHING TO WORK ON.

"Do you really have to yell? (lay off the Caps Lock)"

i am typing, not yelling. haha!

"But as far as diets go not everyone can live on low fat foods that are loaded with sugar and carbs (grains & veggies) without becoming diabetic"

not true! in fact, the sugars in fruits and vegetables are not the artificial sugars in a cupcake! diabetics can eat an apple or a carrot with absolutely no problems! certainly you wouldn't want to eat artificial low fat foods, but if you think diabetics can't eat sugars or carbs, you have just eliminated everything to eat! you can't live on hamburger!

"and the same can be said with Low Carb diets where it can cause dangerous long term effects, then last an all vegetarian/vegan diet alone does not provide the right eating structure for all people "

well, uhm, you just said a diabetic can't eat foods loaded with sugars and carbs, but then say low carb diets are dangerous. hmmm, that kind of eliminates all food. i guess you just drink water and lick stamps! haha! btw, nobody is suggesting you go on the Atkins diet!

" And take a sensitivity class because you have failed to realize that the people that you are writing to have feelings and if you were given this opportunity in person you would not be this brutal."

i assume you have never yelled at anybody at a sporting event

"I'm sorry that you have this sad outlook on big beautiful people and maybe that is something that extensive therapy can help
you through."

beauty is in the eye of the beholder. if there is a girl with washboard abs, she is in my eye!!!

LET ME CONCLUDE THIS BY SAYING THERE IS AN OBESITY PROBLEM IN THE UNITED STATES AND EVERYBODY IS AWARE OF IT. STEPS ARE BEING TAKEN BY THE FAST FOOD INDUSTRY. OBESITY IS RUINING OUR YOUTH! WITH OVER 60% OF ADULTS OVERWEIGHT OR OBESE (I AM IN THE OTHER 40%), THERE IS A REAL EPIDEMIC! PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATE OBESITY ARE NOT HELPING THE CAUSE!

DO NOT JUSTIFY BAD BEHAVIOR BY POINTING TO OTHER BAD BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!


EVERYBODY KNOWS THOSE AGAINST OBESITY ARE FOR AMERICA'S YOUTH!!!!






From: "K Morgan"
To: "fire"
Subject: Re: Re: butterball ham
Date: Mon, 7 Jul 2003

Steps are being taken now to discontinue your obnoxious behavior. You haven't told me how you found me? I'm not going to argue in circles b/c you still have not done your reading where in the link it clearly states why all those diets possibly won't work. I am glad that you found one that works for you and that you were raised with good eating habits but not all are as fortunate as you.

Now I have been polite and I have contained myself in such a way that I thought you would have picked up on and understood that I wanted this terminated since the first email but to no avail.

I will be left no other choice but to bring this to court.





From: "fire"
To: "K Morgan"
Subject: Re: butterball ham
Date: Mon, 7 Jul 2003 16:38:58 -0500

PEOPLE IN NEW YORK ARE RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS. I WENT TO A NCY FAT CHICK FORUM AND YOU POSTED THERE. IT WAS CLASSIC!





From: "fire"
To: "K Morgan"
Subject: Re: butterball ham
Date: Mon, 7 Jul 2003 16:48:54 -0500

I HAVE ONE MORE THING TO SAY AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR LAWSUIT BLUFF. I AM GOING TO DISMISS YOU FROM MY EMAILS FROM NOW ON BECAUSE YOU ARE RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS.

I AM GENETICALLY GIFTED. I CAN EAT ANYTHING I WANT AND NOT GAIN A POUND. HOWEVER, I STILL CHOOSE TO EAT VERY HEALTHY AND I RUN 3 MILES A DAY. I LIFT WEIGHTS AND SPORT WASHBOARD ABS. NOW THEN, I AM GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR HEALTHCARE WHEN YOU HAVE HEART DISEASE AT 50, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER OBESE (YOU ARE OBESE IF YOUR BMI IS OVER 30), BUT I GUESS YOU DON'T CARE!

IN CONCLUSION, YOU ARE JUST BITTER AND MADE BECAUSE I AM RIGHT AND PLEASE DON'T EAT A CUPCAKE BECAUSE OF THIS.



On a personal note: we'll see in 30 years if this "person as healthy as they can be".
Now come one was I really rude?
Oh I have called the company that provides this thing's email and I now have to go to the authorities file a complaint to even get info on him like is isp address but I want to go one step farther! Lets just say I got a letter with all this bullshit mailed to me then that would mean I was targeted (aka stalked) it then would fall under either a bias crime or some stalker criminal act right? Please tell me what you think?

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